Making livings

A guy on the corner selling dope to make a living
A cop on the street making a living looking for the drug dealer
If drugs were made legal
They would both lose their jobs
So gotta create more crimes to make more & more criminals
So we can pay people to find these criminals and ruin their lives for being what THEY wanted them to be

Living one of em

Some people are living the dream while some of us are living a nightmare and then you have some living in between and some don't really care

Politicians

The smartest Liars money can buy...

Common sense

:Advice from An Old Farmer:

•Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
•Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.
•Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
•A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
•Words that soak into your ears are whispered… not yelled.
•Meanness don’t jes’ happen overnight.
•Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.
•Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
•It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.
•You cannot unsay a cruel word.
•Every path has a few puddles.
•When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
•The best sermons are lived, not preached.
•Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen anyway.
•Don’t judge folks by their relatives.
•Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
•Live a good, honorable life… Then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time.
•Don't interfere with somethin’ that ain’t bothering you none.
•Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance.
•If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.
•Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
•The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin’.
•Always drink upstream from the herd.
•Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
•Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in.
•If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..
•Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
•Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.
•Most times, it just gets down to common sense.

Old

This is the oldest I've ever been
And the youngest I'll ever be

Witty

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